Arquelphos
Platform: PC-98
Publisher: D.O.
Game: Board
Difficulty: 3
Nudity: 4

A board game similar to Chinese Checkers, in which you play a miniature dinosaur monster. For every match, the object is to get all of your little dinosaurs over to the opponent’s side before she moves all of her pieces to your side. You are given the options to “attack” or “search” your opponent’s pieces or to move each of your pieces upon your turn. Certain actions net you hearts, for which every one you have when you win, your opponent removes a piece of clothing. I have no idea how to capture enough hearts to get the girl naked, but winning the game isn’t all that hard.